Everything I Know Is Ridiculous - Part VI

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5) There's a Wikipedia page containing a fairly comprehensive list of practical jokes, pranks, gags, and shenanigans. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to pick up some verbal agreement forms for work.
4) There is an alarming amount of information available for becoming a successful RPS (Rock, Paper, Scissors) player.
3) UFO enthusiast argue that proof of Ancient Aliens is clear from the many portrayals of flying crafts and discs in prehistoric paintings. It may seem strange to make a claim evidence of extraterrestrials is based on their appearance in arguably fictitious religious works, like finding elephants in pictures of unicorns.
"You know, sometimes it feels like I don't actually exist."
2) An eidetic or photographic memory is a vivid visual recollection with limited exposure. Neither have been scientifically proven, attributed instead to use of mnemonic devices, even obsessive compulsive disorder, however many notable people, including Nikola Tesla, have claimed to possess an eidetic memory.
1) Now go home and get your fucking shinebox.

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