Everything I know is Ridiculous - Part VI

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5) Heterochromia iridum, or having two different color eyes, occurs in approximately six out of 1,000.

 4) This horse from Turkey was announced the most beautiful horse in the world.

But is he single?
3) Currently unsolved or open problems or conjectures exist in the fields of neuroscience, linguistics and philosophy. We really do have 99 problems.
2) I'm working on a political piece that's a comprehensive commentary examining how the changing roles of women and religion affect sensitive DC politics. For example, the female, lesbian, Muslim, atheist I work for is so Jewish—

1) It's not that Japan was asking for all those Godzilla attacks, alls I'm saying is, it just doesn't seem to be that much of a problem for other countries.

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